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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

NBA back on NBC...but on The Apprentice

So my theory is this: David Stern agreed to whore out the league to Donald Trump as a big "Fuck YOU, rich boy!" to Mark Cuban.

The Mark Cuban-Donald Trump feud is pretty much known throughout the league. And if not, you can read about it everyday alongside Cuban's other rants on BlogMaverick.com. The Mark Cuban-David Stern feud isn't at its apex anymore like the Cuban-Trump thing, but David Stern is probably the ONE person in the world who could beat Kobe Bryant in a grudge match.

Imagine how Cuban feels - he probably begged Dirk to come on his floppin'-like-Fortson show. I bet he refused to match the Suns' offer to Nash because Steve made fun of the show in the locker room and Mark heard it on one of this five million hidden cameras. He lost the reality TV race to Trump (I refuse to use the tired ol' pun that he was Trump'd or something equally asinine) and to add insult to injury, players from his league are going to appear on the other billionaire's show.

David Stern Smithers must be grinning his ear off right now. He couldn't have thought of a bitchier move if he was a 15-year-old girl. He is THE Queen Bee.



Now I wonder which of his bitches / ass kissers / publicity hounds / wannabes he got to go on the show. Hmm...

3 comments:

Nels said...

I don't know if you can do anything about this, but when I read your posts in BlogLines, the font gets bigger and bigger and the words start overlapping until you can read them anymore. It looks like a comic or something where a character is getting angrier and angrier...

n00nz said...

I don't think Stern is spending much time thinking about that feud. He's got a lot on his mind that would and should worry him more. He's probably sitting there watching the NHL lockout and CBA discussions and taking notes on how not to behave come the summer of 2006.

Courtside said...

Shep:

Dude - It took me 45 min to figure out how to put the fucking Google search bar on my page. I don't know why the letters look all crazy on Blog Lines. Just read it straight from this site...That way you can see all the pretty pictures. :)