Good Steroids?

I know steroids are bad. I know. Crazy guys get even crazier. Women start growing full-on mustaches. Horrible. But what about guys who could use a little assistance with the testosterone, the mustache, and the aggression and manly talks by little white men just don't work?

I think Jeff van Gundy would agree. For God's sake, let's help this man grow a real mustache!