Jackie Christie: The Gift that Just Keeps on Giving

Next on VH1: The Doug & Jackie Christie reality show.

It's just too good to be true. I'm sick of seeing Nick and Jessica compete for "World's Dumbest/Dullest Person." Oh but to be a fly on the wall in the asylum known as the Christie household, to see just how they come up with all those hand signals - one flick means "I love you," two flicks mean "You're way hotter than Tyra, I mean that person I've never looked at before" - it's going to be like watching The Osbournes and a bris all in one. I can't wait!

Refer to my previous post on Ms. Thang herself:
http://nbasfinest.blogspot.com/2004/12/jackie-christie-crazier-than-anna.html