AI on Page Six

Remember that cautionary war slogan "Loose lips sink ships"? Well, someone should warn our favorite ballers that loose lips may sink their hmmhmm. As reported on Page Six:

January 2, 2005 -- HIP-hop hoochies are spilling all the dishy details about rappers and athletes they've supposedly bedded - including Jay-Z, Allen Iverson, Method Man and Jadakiss - in the new issue of Ozone magazine.

The ghetto-fried glossy - which bills itself as "The Southern Voice of Hip-Hop Music" - surveyed a group of anonymous groupies about their carnal conquests in its new "Sex Issue."

A woman who suppsedly bedded Jay-Z years ago, just after he released his seminal "Reasonable Doubt" album, said the future superstar's rap with the ladies left something to be desired. "He told me I looked like I had a [bleep]able mouth, which I thought was probably the most disrespectful [bleep] I'd ever heard," she said.

The hip-hop trollop described Jay-Z as "boring" in the bedroom...

Another groupie said she was left wanting by her one-night stand with basketball star Iverson. "He had the littlest, ashiest [bleep] I've ever seen," she said. "It wasn't even worth taking my clothes off for."

Perceptions differ, however: a different groupie called the magazine reporting that Iverson was "great" in bed, but did not want to be quoted in the article.

Lesson of the day?
DON'T BE STEPPIN OUT ON YOUR WIFE!!!
DON'T BE STEPPIN OUT ON YOUR WIFE!!!
DON'T BE STEPPIN OUT ON YOUR WIFE!!!
But if you do, don't get your ass caught, written about, or arrested (Kobe). Wait, wasn't this the lesson of 2004??

Link to Page Six article:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01022005/gossip/pagesix.htm