Back From My Mercy Mission

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I went to Dallas to reason with my favorite German on his very ill-advised sweatband, and in a fit of rage, he goes and shaves his head!

Personally, I think he really did it to show some solidarity to his new teammate and reigning "Whitest Guy in the NBA," none other than Keith Van Horn. Or perhaps he did it to distance himself from fellow shaggy blonde Chris Andersen - and really, after the Slam Dunk contest, who can blame him. Either way, ding dong the sweatband is gone!