Kremlin Addendum

124 diamonds, 4.94 carats, 4.06 ounces. Hot damn. If you had a chance to add this to your own personal collection, wouldn't you jack it, too?

On a sidenote, I am sad to report that I would end up in a Siberian gulag because I couldn't even swipe a PSP from a Birkenstock wearing, peace loving, vegetarian hippie like my friend Dave. There's a reason why the phrase is "like taking candy from a baby," and not "like taking candy from a much-stronger-than-he-seems 100 pound, 6'2 hippie."