So as you know, I'm not really one to mock people. But there are times when the situation just calls for it.
I recently enabled the option that notifies me whenever anyone leaves a comment. Not that I didn't care what people had to say before now, but I didn't realize people were leaving comments on posts that I'd written months ago. So anyway, I was checking my email and there were 5 comments within a 9 minute span on a Kyle Korver post I'd written back in January. Check it out here.
Girlfriend's got the hots for Kyle! Philly grl, I hate to burst your bubble but I don't know Kyle. If I ever met him, I think after a couple minutes of awkward silence, I'd say, "So, uh, is Andre around? How about Allen? Any AI will do." But if anyone does know Kyle, please send this girl's messages along so she can finally fulfill her dream of having him walk past her! I think that's when you officially move into heart-throb territory - when your mere presence is enough to make a girl's dream come true. On the other hand, maybe that's just when a girl moves from fan to stalker. Either way, good luck to you, philly grl. May your future plans not be hindered by girlfriends or restraining orders. :)