Al Michaels

I'm seriously going to end up beating him with a stick if he offers any more pearls of wisdom like "Remember that fouls don't start over in overtime" and "Teams start shooting free throws after 5 fouls." Are you fucking kidding me??? I mean, honestly. Chances are if we're watching the Finals, we know that when the round, orange ball-like sphere goes into the net, that's what's commonly referred to as a basket. C'mon, Al, don't treat us like imbeciles just because Kid Rock is there. We know what's going on. Your job isn't to berate us...It's to prevent Hubie from getting too close to the camera.