Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Seriously, What's Wrong with Boston fans??

The douchebag grinning like a jackass in the picture above as he, according to, "gestures at Philadelphia 76ers' Chris Webber," was the same one who was kicked out of the Palace and taken into police custody after throwing a coin at Allen Iverson while AI was sitting on the bench in the 4th quarter. Notice the hat. Red Sox fan.

Hey douchebag. Notice the look.

Beat his ass, Allen, beat his ass!!

While I don't normally condone violence, I think a specified ass-whupping directed toward those who are more than deserving of it (ie, insufferable Red Sox fans who somehow think winning once negates the fact that they're assholes and absolves all actions that result from said condition) is more a timely and justified act than a violent one.

Notice how I place the blame squarely on his being a Red Sox fan rather than the more obvious choice of him being an overzealous Piston fan. My reasoning is as follows:

1. The motherfucker's wearing a Red Sox a Pistons Detroit (Auburn Hills). Absolutely inexcusable. If you want to watch a baseball game and take cheap shots at players, mozy back on down to the trailer park or go back to Boston where shit like that is acceptable.

2. Seriously, what sort of deluded sociopath or straight-up dumbass do you have to be to wear a Red Sox hat to a Sixers-Pistons game?? And then try to start some shit??? With AI?!?! An insult to basketball fans everywhere.

3. I have family in Detroit and I like them more (ie, they're tougher and would likely do more to me than throw a coin at my head or take a lame swipe at my face) than my friends in Boston.

Ahh it's good to be back.

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